Recounting the experience in several tweets, he stated that his friend started sweating severely and was covered in goosebumps too.
He wrote;
“On a December like this last year, my friend was so pressed around Lekki 1. We came to complete some legal documents with a client and his lawyer. As we were driving out of phase 1, he said omo I think I’m pressed. He had started sweating. Immediately, goosebumps all over him. We parked and I asked him what should we do. Should we go back to where we were coming from? He was just looking heavy and confused.
I attempted to turn so we could return there but he said it would sound somehow to tell the man we returned because of shit. I said okay, I know someone in Ikate, let’s go there. I dialed her number and she was around so we started going in that direction I opened the safe and gave him a tissue to clean his sweat, he was sweating profusely. I really wanted to laugh but common. I tried to hold it but his reactions were too funny. At some point he said “and bush no dey here”.
As I peeped around, something told me “Can’t you guys just enter one eatery”! I quickly said ooooh, omo see KFC there now. That was how we aborted the Ikate mission and entered KFC. If you see the way my friend was walking eehh. I asked him “hope e never drop”, he said we good! we good. Immediately we entered, I quickly spoke to the salesperson, please give us two chicken but my friend needs to urgently use the convenience. She directed him while I sat there dealing with my own chicken and pulpy drink. When my friend returned looking so back to life, calm and relaxed, I said pele baba, he said guyyyy igbe yawerey gan o (shit is damn crazy).”
See tweets below,
